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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I need a PCA pump with Dilaudid for my fibromyalgia"
Doc:"That's not happening"
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15 May 18 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I need a PCA pump with Dilaudid for my fibromyalgia" Doc:"That's not happening" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

57.

Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"Did all your teeth just rot out?"
Pt:"No I pulled them out one by one so I can get pain meds"
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13 May 18 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Did all your teeth just rot out?" Pt:"No I pulled them out one by one so I can get pain meds" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"What medicine is that?"
Doc:"It's an anti-spasmodic"
Pt:"I don't have any spasmodics"
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12 May 18 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"What medicine is that?" Doc:"It's an anti-spasmodic" Pt:"I don't have any spasmodics" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
59.
Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I'm in worse pain"
Doc:"U said your pain was 10/10 earlier. Worse pain in your life"
Pt:"That usually gets me some Dilaudid"

#GTFO
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
28 Apr 18 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I'm in worse pain" Doc:"U said your pain was 10/10 earlier. Worse pain in your life" Pt:"That usually gets me some Dilaudid" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #GTFO
60.
Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
#YouAreWinningWhen You're clean from heroin for 14months after smoking that shit for 8 years
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24 Apr 18 copy & paste +upvote -downvote #YouAreWinningWhen You're clean from heroin for 14months after smoking that shit for 8 years ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"What's your name?"
Drunk Pt:"I don't have a name"
Doc:"If u had one what would it be?"
Pt:"Abraham Lincoln"
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20 Apr 18 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"What's your name?" Drunk Pt:"I don't have a name" Doc:"If u had one what would it be?" Pt:"Abraham Lincoln" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"How long have u been vomiting?"
Pt:"Since December"
Doc:"Looks like u weighed 10 pounds less back then"
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29 Mar 18 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"How long have u been vomiting?" Pt:"Since December" Doc:"Looks like u weighed 10 pounds less back then" ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
63.
Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"My new doc sent me here for irregular heart rate"
Doc:"How long has it been irregular?"
Pt:"50 years"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
22 Mar 18 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My new doc sent me here for irregular heart rate" Doc:"How long has it been irregular?" Pt:"50 years" ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
64.
Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I shot myself in the foot"
Doc:"U pro-guns?"
Pt:"Yes, how u know?"
Doc:"U have no "gun control""
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11 Mar 18 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I shot myself in the foot" Doc:"U pro-guns?" Pt:"Yes, how u know?" Doc:"U have no "gun control"" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"U think u have pneumonia?"
Pt:"I saw the x-ray & it had an "L" on it so I know my pneumonia is on the left"
โ€ฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โ€ฆ
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10 Mar 18 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"U think u have pneumonia?" Pt:"I saw the x-ray & it had an "L" on it so I know my pneumonia is on the left" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โ€ฆ https://t.co/CZFtnX4KqG
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"Can I get a pain shot?"
Doc:"Where u hurting?"
Pt:"My arm, this blood pressure cuff is hurting me"

#GTFO
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
08 Mar 18 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"Can I get a pain shot?" Doc:"Where u hurting?" Pt:"My arm, this blood pressure cuff is hurting me" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #GTFO

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56.

fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š
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