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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
15 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I need a PCA pump with Dilaudid for my fibromyalgia"
Doc:"That's not happening"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
13 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Did all your teeth just rot out?"
Pt:"No I pulled them out one by one so I can get pain meds"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
12 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"What medicine is that?"
Doc:"It's an anti-spasmodic"
Pt:"I don't have any spasmodics"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
28 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I'm in worse pain"
Doc:"U said your pain was 10/10 earlier. Worse pain in your life"
Pt:"That usually gets me some Dilaudid"
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#GTFO
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
#YouAreWinningWhen You're clean from heroin for 14months after smoking that shit for 8 years
Retweet of status by @SCHOENAMYYY
24 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #YouAreWinningWhen You're clean from heroin for 14months after smoking that shit for 8 years ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
20 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"What's your name?"
Drunk Pt:"I don't have a name"
Doc:"If u had one what would it be?"
Pt:"Abraham Lincoln"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
29 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"How long have u been vomiting?"
Pt:"Since December"
Doc:"Looks like u weighed 10 pounds less back then"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
22 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My new doc sent me here for irregular heart rate"
Doc:"How long has it been irregular?"
Pt:"50 years"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
11 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I shot myself in the foot"
Doc:"U pro-guns?"
Pt:"Yes, how u know?"
Doc:"U have no "gun control""
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Doc:"U think u have pneumonia?"
Pt:"I saw the x-ray & it had an "L" on it so I know my pneumonia is on the left"
โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
Pt:"I saw the x-ray & it had an "L" on it so I know my pneumonia is on the left"
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10 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"U think u have pneumonia?"
Pt:"I saw the x-ray & it had an "L" on it so I know my pneumonia is on the left"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
08 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"Can I get a pain shot?"
Doc:"Where u hurting?"
Pt:"My arm, this blood pressure cuff is hurting me"
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#GTFO
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐