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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
28 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Antibiotics don't work on viral infections"
Pt:"I've heard that, idk if it's true tho"
Doc:"I just told u"
Pt:"But is it true?"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
23 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Do u exercise?"
Pt:"The last time I had an urge to exercise, I laid down until the feeling passed"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
22 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Y u here?"
Pt:"I took 2 Valium"
Doc:"U seem pretty wasted for just 2 Valium"
Pt:"& a 5th of vodka. Quit interrupting asshole"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
19 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I need help ASAP, I'm having pseudoseizures"
Doc:"We take this pseudoseriously, we are in a pseudohurry to take care of u"
Pt:"Huh?"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
13 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My doc sent me here to have my catheter removed. He doesn't have any special equipment in the office for that"
Doc:"No syringe?"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Hope everyone has a nice Friday the 13th
Retweet of status by @MeanStreetsOMA
13 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Hope everyone has a nice Friday the 13th ๐๐ป
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
10 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I need to pee"
Doc:"U have a catheter, so just go pee, u won't make a mess"
Pt:"Take it out so I can pee"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
06 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote After a long code, we left family in room alone then found them doing CPR & blowing into ETT of deceased.
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
05 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"U can call SACURRTY all u want, I ain't leaving till I get my pain pill"
RN:"SACURRTY, SACURRTY!!!!"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Police on scene confirming loose cattle. Numerous cars enroute to assist. Be sure to moooove over for emergency vehicles.
Retweet of status by @MeanStreetsOMA
30 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Police on scene confirming loose cattle. Numerous cars enroute to assist. Be sure to moooove over for emergency vehicles. ๐๐ฎ๐
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
I have realized that people that work night shift not only use more profane language; we work nights bc it allows us to do so~
Retweet of status by @Night_ER_Ninja
29 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I have realized that people that work night shift not only use more profane language; we work nights bc it allows us to do so~๐
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐