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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
@angelfish_29 @Th0rped0 And I thought everyone was waiting on urine!
09 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @angelfish_29 @Th0rped0 And I thought everyone was waiting on urine!๐๐๐
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
My patients rhythmic snoring behind me is making me so sleepy
Retweet of status by @Sassy_Nursey
08 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My patients rhythmic snoring behind me is making me so sleepy ๐ด
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
04 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Do u have heart disease?"
Pt:"Yes, they said I had "Flat Heart Syndrome" stage 4"
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#wut
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
02 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"This is a viral infection. It will resolve when it runs its course"
Pt:"So you're gonna give me strong antibiotics, right?"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
31 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I have chronic pancreaTITTIES"
Doc:"Quadruple breasted huh?"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
30 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I have one of those anti-vaxxer parents that took their kid for fever but questions the need for Tylenol I give their baby
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#whycome
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
29 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Overheard my partner dictating:"Ms X is here tonight with her retarded son...."
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
26 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I had a minute of SVT 3 hours ago"
Doc:"Y did u come now"
Pt:"Could it be a UTI?"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
26 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We have docs here that save lives but can't operate a fax machine or operate a land line phone.
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
26 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Overheard my partner dictating:"IDK what's wrong with him. I'll give him some Keflex. I don't even know why I'm doing it..."
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
24 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"How can we help you?"
Pt:"Somebody put something on my Meth, now I have PTSD"
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐