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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
@angelfish_29 @Th0rped0 And I thought everyone was waiting on urine!
09 Nov 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote @angelfish_29 @Th0rped0 And I thought everyone was waiting on urine!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

79.

Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
My patients rhythmic snoring behind me is making me so sleepy
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08 Nov 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote My patients rhythmic snoring behind me is making me so sleepy ๐Ÿ˜ด
80.
Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"Do u have heart disease?"
Pt:"Yes, they said I had "Flat Heart Syndrome" stage 4"

#wut
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04 Nov 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Do u have heart disease?" Pt:"Yes, they said I had "Flat Heart Syndrome" stage 4" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ #wut
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"This is a viral infection. It will resolve when it runs its course"
Pt:"So you're gonna give me strong antibiotics, right?"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
02 Nov 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"This is a viral infection. It will resolve when it runs its course" Pt:"So you're gonna give me strong antibiotics, right?" ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
82.
Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I have chronic pancreaTITTIES"
Doc:"Quadruple breasted huh?"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
31 Oct 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I have chronic pancreaTITTIES" Doc:"Quadruple breasted huh?" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
I have one of those anti-vaxxer parents that took their kid for fever but questions the need for Tylenol I give their baby

#whycome
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30 Oct 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote I have one of those anti-vaxxer parents that took their kid for fever but questions the need for Tylenol I give their baby ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ #whycome
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Overheard my partner dictating:"Ms X is here tonight with her retarded son...."
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29 Oct 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Overheard my partner dictating:"Ms X is here tonight with her retarded son...." ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ก
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I had a minute of SVT 3 hours ago"
Doc:"Y did u come now"
Pt:"Could it be a UTI?"
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26 Oct 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I had a minute of SVT 3 hours ago" Doc:"Y did u come now" Pt:"Could it be a UTI?" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
We have docs here that save lives but can't operate a fax machine or operate a land line phone.
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
26 Oct 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote We have docs here that save lives but can't operate a fax machine or operate a land line phone. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
87.
Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Overheard my partner dictating:"IDK what's wrong with him. I'll give him some Keflex. I don't even know why I'm doing it..."
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26 Oct 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Overheard my partner dictating:"IDK what's wrong with him. I'll give him some Keflex. I don't even know why I'm doing it..." ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
88.
Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"How can we help you?"
Pt:"Somebody put something on my Meth, now I have PTSD"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
24 Oct 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"How can we help you?" Pt:"Somebody put something on my Meth, now I have PTSD" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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78.

fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š
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