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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
19 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I was told to rush to the ER if my BP is over 200"
Doc:"What's your BP"
Pt:"170 but I don't want it to reach 200"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
16 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mom:"His temp at home was 102.4"
Dad:"How'd u check it?"
Mom:"I put my hand on his forehead"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
17 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My doc and I have a disagreement on how to manage my chronic pain, I don't want that to happen between us"
Doc:"Too late"
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#GTFO
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
12 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote DrunkPt:"I wanna donate my body to science when I die"
Doc:"That's nice of u"
Pt:"I'm worried that science would reject my drunk ass"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
11 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"What blood pressure is stroke level?"
Doc:"Anywhere higher, lower or equal to 120/80, so quit checking it every 10 minutes"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
watch big snoop on #TheDefiantOnes tonight on @HBO itsh.bo/2urlEgS4 pic.twitter.com/V0DL5a7xK8
Retweet of status by @SnoopDogg
10 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote watch big snoop on #TheDefiantOnes tonight on @HBO โ๐พ https://t.co/IiBCBbKozV https://t.co/V0DL5a7xK8
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
01 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I wanna know if I have a brain tumor, I don't want a CT scan or MRI"
Doc:"Well, nobody here tonight has x-ray vision, try day shift"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
01 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Did u drink too much and fall?"
Pt:"No, I drank just enough but I tripped"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
21 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I think I have cancer"
Doc:"U need to take it with a grain of salt when Googling your symptoms"
Pt:"I used WebMD, & they're legit"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
20 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"The blood is backing up in the IV"
RN:"U intentionally cut your wrists over 20 times and that's what worries you?"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
21 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pro Tip:"Do not pet a snake"
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐