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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I was told to rush to the ER if my BP is over 200"
Doc:"What's your BP"
Pt:"170 but I don't want it to reach 200"
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19 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I was told to rush to the ER if my BP is over 200" Doc:"What's your BP" Pt:"170 but I don't want it to reach 200" ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Mom:"His temp at home was 102.4"
Dad:"How'd u check it?"
Mom:"I put my hand on his forehead"
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16 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mom:"His temp at home was 102.4" Dad:"How'd u check it?" Mom:"I put my hand on his forehead" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"My doc and I have a disagreement on how to manage my chronic pain, I don't want that to happen between us"
Doc:"Too late"

#GTFO
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17 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My doc and I have a disagreement on how to manage my chronic pain, I don't want that to happen between us" Doc:"Too late" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #GTFO
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
DrunkPt:"I wanna donate my body to science when I die"
Doc:"That's nice of u"
Pt:"I'm worried that science would reject my drunk ass"
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12 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote DrunkPt:"I wanna donate my body to science when I die" Doc:"That's nice of u" Pt:"I'm worried that science would reject my drunk ass" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"What blood pressure is stroke level?"
Doc:"Anywhere higher, lower or equal to 120/80, so quit checking it every 10 minutes"
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11 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"What blood pressure is stroke level?" Doc:"Anywhere higher, lower or equal to 120/80, so quit checking it every 10 minutes" ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
10 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote watch big snoop on #TheDefiantOnes tonight on @HBO โœŠ๐Ÿพ https://t.co/IiBCBbKozV https://t.co/V0DL5a7xK8
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I wanna know if I have a brain tumor, I don't want a CT scan or MRI"
Doc:"Well, nobody here tonight has x-ray vision, try day shift"
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01 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I wanna know if I have a brain tumor, I don't want a CT scan or MRI" Doc:"Well, nobody here tonight has x-ray vision, try day shift" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"Did u drink too much and fall?"
Pt:"No, I drank just enough but I tripped"
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01 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Did u drink too much and fall?" Pt:"No, I drank just enough but I tripped" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I think I have cancer"
Doc:"U need to take it with a grain of salt when Googling your symptoms"
Pt:"I used WebMD, & they're legit"
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21 Jun 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I think I have cancer" Doc:"U need to take it with a grain of salt when Googling your symptoms" Pt:"I used WebMD, & they're legit" ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"The blood is backing up in the IV"
RN:"U intentionally cut your wrists over 20 times and that's what worries you?"
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20 Jun 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"The blood is backing up in the IV" RN:"U intentionally cut your wrists over 20 times and that's what worries you?" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pro Tip:"Do not pet a snake"
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21 Jun 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pro Tip:"Do not pet a snake" ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š
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