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Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
Iβm catching up on #TheBachelorette reunion and can I just say........... WOWIE!!!!!! Lmfao!!!! Jordan is out of his damn mind
31 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Iβm catching up on #TheBachelorette reunion and can I just say........... WOWIE!!!!!! Lmfao!!!! Jordan is out of his damn mind π€£π€£π€£π€£
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Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
07 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Your gallbladder needs to be removed"
Pt:"The whole thing?!?!?"
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Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
@jackkkiedos βThis wouldnβt happen at targetβ
Retweet of status by @laauurreennc
03 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @jackkkiedos βThis wouldnβt happen at targetβ πππππππππ
Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
Scott's been a savage since day one pic.twitter.com/lkdWBPzy4k
Retweet of status by @kardashhumor
03 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Scott's been a savage since day one ππ https://t.co/lkdWBPzy4k
Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
03 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I'm afraid I might stop breathing & die"
Doc:"Let's check u out"
Pt:"I don't need checked, my doctor already did that last week"
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Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
03 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Do u have heart disease?"
Pt:"Yes, they said I had "Flat Heart Syndrome" stage 4"
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#wut
Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
02 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"You notice any bleeding?"
Pt:"Yeah, after I poop, I don't flush it for a few hours & later I see the red blood leeching out"
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#wut
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Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
30 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I have one of those anti-vaxxer parents that took their kid for fever but questions the need for Tylenol I give their baby
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#whycome
Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
25 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"How does the pain feel like?"
Pt:"Feels normal"
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Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
28 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I wanna sign out AMA in 2 hours"
Doc:"Y not now?"
Pt:"Just in case something bad happens"
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Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
I know her ass hurts pic.twitter.com/7TWvs3gKlf
27 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I know her ass hurts π https://t.co/7TWvs3gKlf
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ