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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
12 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"Y'all don't know what y'all are doing"
RN:"Y do u keep coming here?"
Pt:"Coz the other hospital is worse"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
I am a...
Man
Woman
Floridian
Looking for...
Hurricane snacks
Power
More alcohol
All of the above
Man
Woman
Floridian
Looking for...
Hurricane snacks
Power
More alcohol
All of the above
Retweet of status by @Things4FLppl
10 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I am a...
โช๏ธ Man
โช๏ธ Woman
๐ Floridian
Looking for...
โช๏ธ Hurricane snacks
โช๏ธ Power
โช๏ธ More alcohol
๐ All of the above
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
07 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Did u take any Tylenol or ibuprofen for your headache?"
Pt:"That's y I came here. I don't have any"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
I truly do have a hot ass girlfriend
Retweet of status by @mattbuehrle
01 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I truly do have a hot ass girlfriend ๐ค
Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
30 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I sneezed 7x, now I think my spleen busted"
Doc:"I sure hope so"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
28 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My heart beats fast after I smoke meth"
Doc:"How about when u drink energy drinks?"
Pt:"Oh no, I heard those were bad for u"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
26 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Could you be pregnant?"
Pt:"No way, I have a DUI"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
@enews I'm shocked pic.twitter.com/QXkgVu78jw
Retweet of status by @Amber_4881
25 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @enews I'm shocked ๐ฑ https://t.co/QXkgVu78jw
Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
16 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote RN:"Your sugar is 180, how high was it at home?"
Pt:"It was 7500 so I took an extra Metformin"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
Why does everyone hate Matt and I together!!!!!!!!!!!?!????!? @derr1ckwg pic.twitter.com/FvVqLQlxsl
10 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why does everyone hate Matt and I together!!!!!!!!!!!?!????!? ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ @derr1ckwg https://t.co/FvVqLQlxsl
Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
Pt left tampon in for over a month & is now septic as hell. They didn't pull it in the ED so I had to help the intensivist remove it
Retweet of status by @Kellee__K
08 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt left tampon in for over a month & is now septic as hell. They didn't pull it in the ED so I had to help the intensivist remove it ๐คข
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐