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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
13 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mom:"He's been on Keflex for an upper resp infection for a week & isn't better"
Doc:"His flu test is (+)"
Mom:"Can he get a Z-Pak?"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
10 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"Are u the DOCTOROLOGIST?"
Doc:"I don't know how to answer that"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
12 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"How'd u get this bruise on your cheek?"
Pt:"I got punched 4 days ago. My doctor gave me antibiotics but it's not going away"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
12 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My tummy hurts"
Doc:"Have u had surgery before?"
Pt:"I had an appendix taken out once, I think I'm getting another one"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
08 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Any medical probs?"
Pt:"No"
Doc:"No meds?"
Pt:"Crestor, Zestril, Metformin, Coumadin..."
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
10 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Your BP is really high"
Pt:"I did not take my meds coz my nose started bleeding today, I just took my blood thinner"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
28 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Looks like your cat bite is healed. We don't need to do anything"
Pt:"Since I got bitten, why have I been craving meat?"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
03 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Y aren't u taking your BP meds?"
Drunk:"The judge told me to stop using drugs"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
02 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Child Pt:""My tummy hurts"
Doc:"We'll get some blood & urine tests"
Pt:"No, it doesn't hurt anymore"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
27 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I think I'm getting allergic to my cats. I'm sneezing a lot"
Doc:"How many cats do u have?"
Pt:"18"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
02 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"It looks like you've had a heart attack"
Pt:"Oh good. I thought it was the Flu"
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐