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Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
Dog trained to catch lobster pic.twitter.com/vfl51AOFWJ
Retweet of status by @StrangeWorId
21 May 17
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Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
19 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I don't usually do meth"
Doc:"When do u use?"
Pt:"Only when I play pool. They pass it around over there"
ππππ
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Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
14 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I need Rx assistance. I don't have $4"
Doc:"U smoke?"
Pt:"Not cigarettes"
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#GTFO
Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
10 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I think the mold in my house has made me short of breath for a year"
Doc:"U smoke?"
Pt:"2 packs/day"
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Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
14 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"The meth is making u hallucinate"
Pt:"I'm not hallucinating, I just see invisible people"
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Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
The greatest couple of all time. Period. #TheChallengeInvasion pic.twitter.com/NkzUlqFXPK
Retweet of status by @ChallengeMTV
09 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The greatest couple of all time. Period. π #TheChallengeInvasion https://t.co/NkzUlqFXPK
Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
10 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I'm pretty sure I have walking pneumonia"
Doc:"What symptoms do u have?"
Pt:"Lots of Diarrhea"
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Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
Why do some (white) ppl have SUCH an irrational fear of seasonings? I mean, calm down, Susan. That parsley isn't going to burn your mouth.
Retweet of status by @HeyMaliniK
04 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why do some (white) ppl have SUCH an irrational fear of seasonings? I mean, calm down, Susan. That parsley isn't going to burn your mouth. π
Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
Guy on the plane: What are you moving here for?
Me: To work at the children's hospital.
Him: You're a doctor?
Me: Yep!
#girlmedtwitter
Me: To work at the children's hospital.
Him: You're a doctor?
Me: Yep!
#girlmedtwitter
Retweet of status by @SingleScalpel
04 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Guy on the plane: What are you moving here for?
Me: To work at the children's hospital.
Him: You're a doctor?
Me: Yep!
#girlmedtwitter β€οΈ
Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
Lying at Work, Vol. 1:
Pt: Are you married?
Me: Yes.
Pt: You're not wearing a ring.
Me: I'm a doctor. We don't always wear rings.
Pt: Are you married?
Me: Yes.
Pt: You're not wearing a ring.
Me: I'm a doctor. We don't always wear rings.
Retweet of status by @RedStethoscope
02 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Lying at Work, Vol. 1:
Pt: Are you married?
Me: Yes.
Pt: You're not wearing a ring.
Me: I'm a doctor. We don't always wear rings. ππ
Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
Britney and two old hags pic.twitter.com/I9Al0YVc8M
Retweet of status by @liquoronurlips
30 Apr 17
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ