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jackkkiedos
Pt:"I have all the symptoms of Hepatitis C"
Doc:"What symptoms?"
Pt:"Sore throat & back pain"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
21 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I have all the symptoms of Hepatitis C" Doc:"What symptoms?" Pt:"Sore throat & back pain" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

57.

jackkkiedos
Doc:"Sir, u can't walk around naked in the ER"
Drunk Pt:"But I'm covering my dick"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
23 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Sir, u can't walk around naked in the ER" Drunk Pt:"But I'm covering my dick" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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jackkkiedos
Pt:"My water broke"
Doc:"You're not pregnant"
Pt:"So it's just a heart attack then"

#wut
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
21 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My water broke" Doc:"You're not pregnant" Pt:"So it's just a heart attack then" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ #wut
59.
jackkkiedos
Pt:"I want an MRI of my wrist"
Doc:"Ur MD needs to order that expensive test & justify it w/Medicaid"
Pt:"I'm not paying for it,y'all are"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
18 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I want an MRI of my wrist" Doc:"Ur MD needs to order that expensive test & justify it w/Medicaid" Pt:"I'm not paying for it,y'all are" ๐Ÿ˜ก
60.
jackkkiedos
Why settle for less when you can have the best
Retweet of status by @monicaguzman_1
14 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why settle for less when you can have the best ๐Ÿ˜Œ
61.
jackkkiedos
Pt:"I was told to rush to the ER if my BP is over 200"
Doc:"What's your BP"
Pt:"170 but I don't want it to reach 200"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
18 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I was told to rush to the ER if my BP is over 200" Doc:"What's your BP" Pt:"170 but I don't want it to reach 200" ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
62.
jackkkiedos
Heard #Chicago is famous for its #pizza. Bout to see what all the hype is about.
Retweet of status by @TJTra28
12 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Heard #Chicago is famous for its #pizza. Bout to see what all the hype is about. ๐Ÿ• https://t.co/voPH3fs8Mx
63.
jackkkiedos
Mom:"His temp at home was 102.4"
Dad:"How'd u check it?"
Mom:"I put my hand on his forehead"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
15 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mom:"His temp at home was 102.4" Dad:"How'd u check it?" Mom:"I put my hand on his forehead" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
64.
jackkkiedos
@kiraconceited He enters the wrong hole
Retweet of status by @ShirleyPeney01
13 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote @kiraconceited He enters the wrong hole ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ซ
65.
jackkkiedos
Doc:"What allergic reaction do you get with ibuprofen?"
Pt:"It doesn't help my pain"

#GTFO
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
07 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"What allergic reaction do you get with ibuprofen?" Pt:"It doesn't help my pain" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #GTFO
66.
jackkkiedos
Wife:"His sugar was 23 & he was'nt responding"
Doc:"U call 911 ASAP?"
Wife:"I went to the store and bought donuts to bring his sugar up"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
06 Jul 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Wife:"His sugar was 23 & he was'nt responding" Doc:"U call 911 ASAP?" Wife:"I went to the store and bought donuts to bring his sugar up" ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š
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