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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
21 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I have all the symptoms of Hepatitis C"
Doc:"What symptoms?"
Pt:"Sore throat & back pain"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
23 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Sir, u can't walk around naked in the ER"
Drunk Pt:"But I'm covering my dick"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
21 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My water broke"
Doc:"You're not pregnant"
Pt:"So it's just a heart attack then"
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#wut
Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
18 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I want an MRI of my wrist"
Doc:"Ur MD needs to order that expensive test & justify it w/Medicaid"
Pt:"I'm not paying for it,y'all are"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
Why settle for less when you can have the best
Retweet of status by @monicaguzman_1
14 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why settle for less when you can have the best ๐
Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
18 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I was told to rush to the ER if my BP is over 200"
Doc:"What's your BP"
Pt:"170 but I don't want it to reach 200"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
Heard #Chicago is famous for its #pizza. Bout to see what all the hype is about. pic.twitter.com/voPH3fs8Mx
12 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Heard #Chicago is famous for its #pizza. Bout to see what all the hype is about. ๐ https://t.co/voPH3fs8Mx
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
15 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mom:"His temp at home was 102.4"
Dad:"How'd u check it?"
Mom:"I put my hand on his forehead"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
@kiraconceited He enters the wrong hole
Retweet of status by @ShirleyPeney01
13 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @kiraconceited He enters the wrong hole ๐ฃ๐๐ซ
Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
07 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"What allergic reaction do you get with ibuprofen?"
Pt:"It doesn't help my pain"
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#GTFO
Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
06 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Wife:"His sugar was 23 & he was'nt responding"
Doc:"U call 911 ASAP?"
Wife:"I went to the store and bought donuts to bring his sugar up"
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐