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Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
Of course you should take an ambulance at 5am to come in just for a pregnancy test~
Retweet of status by @Night_ER_Ninja
05 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Of course you should take an ambulance at 5am to come in just for a pregnancy test~ππ‘
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Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
01 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Tip: Threatening to leave for another hospital does not have the effect you want. We'll b happy to let u #GTFO. This is not McDonalds
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Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
01 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I have a high pain tolerance"
Doc:"Really?"
Pt:"Only Dilaudid helps my pain"
Doc:"Oh so u have a high pain med tolerance"
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#GTFO
Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
Largest bikini section Store link in bio pic.twitter.com/h1bnmiqUGI
Retweet of status by @SpoiledRottton
24 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Largest bikini sectionπ Store link in bio https://t.co/h1bnmiqUGI
Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
Doc:"Cops say u were going 90 MPH in a 60MPH zone when u hit the other car"
Pt:"My #snapchat says I was only going 70"
#donttextanddrive
Pt:"My #snapchat says I was only going 70"
#donttextanddrive
21 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Cops say u were going 90 MPH in a 60MPH zone when u hit the other car"
Pt:"My #snapchat says I was only going 70"
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#donttextanddrive
Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
Single Taken Alcohol makes me happy
Retweet of status by @_CollegeHumor_
20 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote βͺοΈ Single βͺοΈ Taken π Alcohol makes me happy
Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
09 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My anxiety isn't controlled by my Xanax anymore"
Doc:"U need to see psyche, not me"
Pt:"But I've been out of Xanax for 3 days"
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#GTFO
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Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
Old Miley pic.twitter.com/wOc0BCtE3O
Retweet of status by @WomanCrushPlx
27 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Old Miley ππ«π’ https://t.co/wOc0BCtE3O
Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
Idk what life would be like if I was insecure about my looks. That must be a rough life to live. I'm pretty and I know it.
27 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Idk what life would be like if I was insecure about my looks. That must be a rough life to live. I'm pretty and I know it. π
Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
23 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I'm vomiting and have diarrhea"
Mom:"I told her that was normal when u have your period, specially the diarrhea"
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Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
25 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I don't have a heart beat"
Doc:"You do, what u don't have is a brain"
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ