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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
This idiot of a mother just brought in her 4yo for a "lip lac". Broooooo................ the kids fucking lips were fucking chapped.
05 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This idiot of a mother just brought in her 4yo for a "lip lac". Broooooo................ the kids fucking lips were fucking chapped. ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
Why even bother showing this to me?
pic.twitter.com/8As2dw1BW0
pic.twitter.com/8As2dw1BW0
03 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why even bother showing this to me?
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
this is so sweet pic.twitter.com/NS4Su81OJi
Retweet of status by @KidsWithClass_
28 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote this is so sweet ๐ญโค https://t.co/NS4Su81OJi
Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
28 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Your potassium is 7. That's critical"
Pt:"I shouldn't have had that last banana, huh?"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
28 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I have RSV"
Doc:"That's a childhood illness"
Pt:"I get it all the time, my heart rate goes to 200"
Doc:"That's SVT"
Pt:"Close enuf"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
Patient: I need a scan of my head.
Doctor: Why?
Patient: It feels like there's something under my scalp and I wanna pull it off.
Dr: Oh
Doctor: Why?
Patient: It feels like there's something under my scalp and I wanna pull it off.
Dr: Oh
Retweet of status by @cm_handler
27 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Patient: I need a scan of my head.
Doctor: Why?
Patient: It feels like there's something under my scalp and I wanna pull it off.
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
22 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Could u b pregnant?"
Pt:"No, they put this IUD in my arm last year"
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#implanon
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
22 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I think I have cancer"
Doc:"U need to take it with a grain of salt when Googling your symptoms"
Pt:"I used WebMD, & they're legit"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
22 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"The blood is backing up in the IV"
RN:"U intentionally cut your wrists over 20 times and that's what worries you?"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
CC of the night:"Blister on heel because of new shoes"
#midnightchiefcomplaints
#midnightchiefcomplaints
18 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote CC of the night:"Blister on heel because of new shoes"
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#midnightchiefcomplaints
Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
19 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"The pregnancy test is negative"
Pt:"That's wrong, I can feel the baby's heartbeat in my pelvis"
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐