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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
21 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"That looks like teeth marks on your penis"
Pt:"I fell down some steps"
Doc:"U need to b more creative"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
19 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I'm constipated & I need a bottle of Magnesium citrate"
Doc:"U can get that over the counter"
Pt:"The hospital grade is better"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
I was trying to be like @Simone_Biles but this happened.... pic.twitter.com/NTjrYxAYgI
Retweet of status by @_trackstar9
14 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I was trying to be like @Simone_Biles but this happened....๐ฌ๐ https://t.co/NTjrYxAYgI
Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
My druggie that didn't get his Percocet decided to pee on the triage door
#underarrest
#underarrest
14 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My druggie that didn't get his Percocet decided to pee on the triage door
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Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
Cookie slays ALL of these looks. #EmpireWednesday @TherealTaraji pic.twitter.com/bnXH2RRm1D
Retweet of status by @EmpireFOX
12 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Cookie slays ALL of these looks. ๐ #EmpireWednesday @TherealTaraji https://t.co/bnXH2RRm1D
Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
Aww this is so cute! pic.twitter.com/8S0CGdLBFc
Retweet of status by @TheWorldImages
11 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Aww this is so cute! ๐ https://t.co/8S0CGdLBFc
Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
08 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We have a pt leaving AMA coz I won't give him Dilaudid, he's so strung out, he's putting emesis bags on his feet thinking they're socks
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Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
29 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Complaint: "The doctor didn't examine me, he just sat there, talked & looked at me & gave me a Rx"
Reason for visit: Insect bite
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Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
29 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Caller:"I found this pill in the med cabinet called olanzapine"
RN:"That's for psyche probs"
Caller:"Well, that's the end of this date"
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Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
28 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Poor Jamal. ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐๐๐ #empire #EmpireWednesday
Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
Brazilian obstacle course relay races pic.twitter.com/l2gsoV0ZJg
Retweet of status by @TheWorldOfFunny
29 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Brazilian obstacle course relay races ๐ฅ๐๐พ https://t.co/l2gsoV0ZJg
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐