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Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
29 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Your baby is 6 mo & she's been in the ER 10 times, don't u have a pediatrician?"
Mom:"They make u call before coming"
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Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
I want a penthouse with a wall of windows pic.twitter.com/dhLLaPvLKs
Retweet of status by @DreamGoaIs
29 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I want a penthouse with a wall of windowsπ https://t.co/dhLLaPvLKs
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Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
We surprises so hereβs a BIG one for @GiGiHadid at the #VSFashionShow castings! See you on the runway, Gigi pic.twitter.com/DWZbecUIfn
Retweet of status by @VictoriasSecret
29 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We β€οΈ surprises so hereβs a BIG one for @GiGiHadid at the #VSFashionShow castings! See you on the runway, Gigi π https://t.co/DWZbecUIfn
Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
24 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Have u had any surgery?"
Pt:"I had tattoo surgery"
Doc:"Like tattoo removal surgery?"
Pt:"No surgery to get a tattoo"
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Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
21 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mom:"His fever spiked fast, it was 99.5, now it's 100"
Doc:"Damn, never seen that before"
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Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
21 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Could u b pregnant?"
Pt:"Only while having sex"
Doc:"So, r u having sex?"
Pt:"No, I'm talking to you"
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Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
18 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"This is your 5th visit in 6 months for scabies"
Pt:"Could it be coz I take a bath with my pot belly pig?"
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Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
Thank you @ThatBoiLamb for bringing me Chick Fil A as I'm having a rough ass day dealing w crazy ass psychos in the ER.
17 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Thank you @ThatBoiLamb for bringing me Chick Fil A as I'm having a rough ass day dealing w crazy ass psychos in the ER. ππ½
Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
when my mom is yelling at me:
Retweet of status by @KardashianReact
12 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote when my mom is yelling at me: πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
It's 2015, why do I still have to charge my phone.
Retweet of status by @thatERguy
08 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's 2015, why do I still have to charge my phone. π
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Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
I love this! pic.twitter.com/1FZ5yBTgn1
Retweet of status by @BestHairstyIes
29 Sep 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I love this! π» http://t.co/1FZ5yBTgn1
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ