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Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
01 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"What are all your medical problems?"
Pt:"Can u check my Facebook? I put it all there"
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Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
Yes BeyoncΓ© for the twins!
Retweet of status by @LadyGraceByers
01 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Yes BeyoncΓ© for the twins! πΆπΎπΆπΎ
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Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
The similarities between Trump's signature and VF are a bit uncanny @pascalmeier74 pic.twitter.com/Q9uW2H6rx1
Retweet of status by @piandro3142
29 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The similarities between Trump's signature and VF are a bit uncanny π @pascalmeier74 https://t.co/Q9uW2H6rx1
Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
23 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Any urinary or fecal incontinence?"
Pt:"No, my face is fine"
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Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
22 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dad:"I feed him Vicks vapo rub for his cold"
Doc:"It's meant to b put on the skin"
Dad:"It gets in his system faster if u feed it to him"
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Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
23 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Do u exercise?"
Pt:"The last time I had an urge to exercise, I laid down until the feeling passed"
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Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
22 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Y u here?"
Pt:"I took 2 Valium"
Doc:"U seem pretty wasted for just 2 Valium"
Pt:"& a 5th of vodka. Quit interrupting asshole"
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Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
20 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Where r u hurting?"
Pt:"In my stomach, I have problems with my HANGING hernia"
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Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
18 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"U can't light up a smoke if you're on oxygen. That's y u burnt ur face"
Pt:"How am I supposed to breath?"
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#facepalm
Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
18 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"If u can drive, there's no reason to call an ambulance every time u have a cold"
Pt:"But the firemen that come are so sexy"
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Jackie Dos Santos π€
@jackkkiedos
12 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"R u on blood thinners?"
Pt:"Yes, I'm on GERALDO"
Doc:"I see what the problem is"
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#xarelto
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ