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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
The husky is asleep on my rug and he's been nonstop dreaming & im sooooooooooooooooo in love #asifimnotalreadyinlovewithhim #majorLOL
30 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The husky is asleep on my rug and he's been nonstop dreaming & im sooooooooooooooooo in love ๐๐๐๐๐ #asifimnotalreadyinlovewithhim #majorLOL
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
: What brings you in today?
: I'm feeling more tired than usual.
: When did this start?
: When I stopped doing cocaine & meth.
: I'm feeling more tired than usual.
: When did this start?
: When I stopped doing cocaine & meth.
Retweet of status by @jkwillettmd
30 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ๐ท: What brings you in today?
๐: I'm feeling more tired than usual.
๐ท: When did this start?
๐: When I stopped doing cocaine & meth.
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
20 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I go to DIANALYSIS so they can DIANALISIZE the germs outta me"
Doc:"They prob suck out brain cells too"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
18 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"I can't say u have fibromyalgia. UR PCP should make that diagnosis"
Pt:"Just put that in the chart so I can get marijuana"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
18 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Ma'am, u have Trichomonas"
BF:"What's that? I've never heard of that"
Pt:"It's just some parasite, I've had it before"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
16 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I have COPD ASPIRATIONS"
Doc:"That's quite confusing"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
16 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I've had these cysts on my chest for 4 years"
Doc:"Y do u want them removed at 2AM?"
Pt:"I'm getting married next month"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
12 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I was scufflin with the po po....."
Doc:"Is that how u got the black eye?"
Pt:"No, baby mama punched my eye boo"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
09 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"U pulled a muscle in your back"
Pt:"Is that what the x-ray showed?"
Doc:"Only bones show up on x-ray"
Pt:"So, no blood clots,right?"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
07 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"U smoke?"
Pt:"I'm quitting"
Doc:"How much do u smoke?"
Pt:"I'm down to 2 packs a day"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
06 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"U have strep throat"
Pt:"R u not x-raying my arm?
Doc:"Y should I?"
Pt:"I hurt it last year & I never had it x-rayed"
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐