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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
24 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"How can we help you?"
Pt:"Somebody put something on my Meth, now I have PTSD"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
25 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Overheard my partner dictating:"IDK what's wrong with him. I'll give him some Keflex. I don't even know why I'm doing it..."
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
23 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I feel funny, I think someone put something on my Meth"
Doc:"Yes, it's called Meth"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
Oh btw @jackkkiedos almost killed me on our run down riverwalk tonight but it felt so good!!
Retweet of status by @KAYironss
17 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Oh btw @jackkkiedos almost killed me on our run down riverwalk tonight but it felt so good!! ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ
Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
16 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I have a bug in my foot, I need it x-rayed"
Doc:"Bugs don't show up on X-rays"
Pt:"Its a metal bug"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
18 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"What's the best way to lose this baby weight from my last pregnancy?"
Doc:"How long have u been trying?"
Pt:"She's 20"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
18 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"You're positive for cocaine?
Pt:"I knew that salad dressing tasted funny"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
13 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I think I have another urinary TRACTION"
Doc:"UTI is shorter and more accurate"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
12 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I think I have that STD again"
Doc:"Did your partner get treated?"
Pt:"No, just me"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
12 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Nurse's note:"Pt is complaining of 10/10 pain while texting & eating potato chips"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
09 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"What's the dose of your Metformin?"
Pt:"It depends on my mood"
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐