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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
11 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"This is my 2nd IUD"
Doc:"if u weren't a drunk dude in handcuffs, I'd believe u"
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#DUI
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
So y'all want to prevent abortions by getting rid of the place that is often a woman's only source of birth control and sex education?
Retweet of status by @accio_DO_
08 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So y'all want to prevent abortions by getting rid of the place that is often a woman's only source of birth control and sex education? ๐ค
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
05 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"U have cirrhosis from alcohol abuse"
Pt:"Should I cut back?"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
CC of the night: Intermittent diarrhea since he started taking Metformin 8 months ago
#forfuckssake
#forfuckssake
06 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote CC of the night: Intermittent diarrhea since he started taking Metformin 8 months ago
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
04 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"U can call SACURRTY all u want, I ain't leaving till I get my pain pill"
RN:"SACURRTY, SACURRTY!!!!"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
Why can't people do what they say they'll do
Retweet of status by @sarah_bowmar
31 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why ๐๐ผ can't ๐๐ผ people ๐๐ผ do ๐๐ผ what ๐๐ผ they ๐๐ผ say ๐๐ผ they'll ๐๐ผ do
Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
2017. The year I take my MCAT and apply to medical school. #fingerscrossed4anacceptance
31 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 2017. The year I take my MCAT and apply to medical school. ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ค๐ฝ๐ค๐ฝ๐ค๐ฝ๐ค๐ฝ๐ค๐ฝ๐ค๐ฝ๐ค๐ฝ๐ค๐ฝ๐ค๐ฝ #fingerscrossed4anacceptance
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
27 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My pain is no better. What u gave me isn't working"
Doc:"I had to wake u up to tell u that your tests are all normal"
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#GTFO
Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
19 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Your vitals r good, y r u here?"
Pt;"I spent the last 2 X-mas in the hospital, I want u to give me something to prevent that this yr"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
Gave my mom an early Christmas and she absolutely loved it #WillamsSonomaforthewin #mommalovedit
23 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Gave my mom an early Christmas and she absolutely loved it ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ #WillamsSonomaforthewin #mommalovedit
Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
16 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"U can give him ibuprofen if the fever isn't controlled w/Tylenol"
Mom:"Won't his temperature go too low?"
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐