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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
18 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I'm just eating salad, y do I keep getting gallbladder attacks?"
Doc:"U put meat in your salad?"
Pt:"Yep, pulled pork"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
16 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Your EKG shows a heart attack. We need to take u to the cath lab"
Pt:"Can I just stay here and ride it out?"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
14 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I have a headache & I never get headaches"
Doc:"Riiiiiight"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
14 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I'm using Flonase to help pass my kidney stone"
Doc:"U mean Flomax?"
Pt:"Oh shit, is that y it's not working?"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
13 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Says here that u have a headache"
Pt:"No, it's my Optic nerve that hurts me"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
She brings out the wild side of me love the bitch tho. pic.twitter.com/yED1CfkMLL
Retweet of status by @KAYironss
05 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote She brings out the wild side of me ๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธ love the bitch tho. ๐ https://t.co/yED1CfkMLL
Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
People that start working out a week before a vacation absolutely KILL me
Retweet of status by @boymeetsweights
02 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote People that start working out a week before a vacation absolutely KILL me ๐๐๐
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
Doctor: *jokingly* Oh shut up Bing, you don't know dick.
Me: Well, actually
Doctor: Okay, fair point
Me: Well, actually
Doctor: Okay, fair point
Retweet of status by @cm_handler
31 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doctor: *jokingly* Oh shut up Bing, you don't know dick.
Me: Well, actually ๐
Doctor: Okay, fair point ๐
Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
When a break up from a fuck boy gets brought u bw my nail lady and I... and she buys me Starbs bc she's heartbroken for me
30 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When a break up from a fuck boy gets brought u bw my nail lady and I... and she buys me Starbs bc she's heartbroken for me ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
28 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I feel spaced out like my brain is NON-FUNCTIONABLE"
Doc:"I agree"
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Jackie Dos Santos ๐ค
@jackkkiedos
Happy Wedding Anniversary @KimKardashian and Kanye!!! pic.twitter.com/6aZyFlGITM
Retweet of status by @Kardashianpedia
24 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Happy Wedding Anniversary @KimKardashian and Kanye!!! ๐โค๏ธ https://t.co/6aZyFlGITM
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐