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Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
12 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"Hey doc can u ask my GF to pick me up?"
Doc:"Y don't u call her yourself?"
Pt:"She has a restraining order against me"
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Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
These niggas is wild for this one ๏ธ๏ธ pic.twitter.com/1rDX2OTaNT
Retweet of status by @TheHoodVines
12 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote These niggas is wild for this one ๐๏ธ๐ญ๏ธ https://t.co/1rDX2OTaNT
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Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
09 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"U have chest pain all the time yet u r (+) for cocaine"
Pt:"It does get worse when I smoke it, is it bad for my heart?"
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Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
04 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"When I breath, I get short of breath"
Doc:"What happens when you're not breathing?"
Pt:"I'm fine when I'm not breathing"
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Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
12 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Why aren't you taking your BP medicine?"
Pt:"I'm just not an excitable person"
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Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
The Eiffel Tower's lights go out in memory of those killed in #Paris pic.twitter.com/7geY7lImjF
Retweet of status by @TooDopeBruhh
13 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The Eiffel Tower's lights go out in memory of those killed in #Paris ๐๐ซ๐ท https://t.co/7geY7lImjF
Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
12 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mom:"I'm concerned about my baby's burn"
Doc:"When did this happen?"
Mom:"1 week ago"
Doc:"Well, I'm VERY concerned"
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Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
08 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"Y can't u just do your fucking job and give me my Percocet refill?!?!?"
Doc:"I am doing my job & no u don't get refills"
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#GTFO
Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
08 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I took 3 five hour energy drinks coz I have a long 12 hour shift"
Doc:"Your mad math skills gave you SVT"
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Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
05 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"R u nauseated?"
Pt:"What's that?"
Doc:"Do u feel like u might throw up?"
Pt:"Y would I wanna do that?"
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Jackie Dos Santos
@jackkkiedos
CRYING. #ZolaStory pic.twitter.com/8nyurFYdzd
Retweet of status by @brittneeraebaby
28 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote CRYING. ๐ญ๐ #ZolaStory https://t.co/8nyurFYdzd
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐